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Postby Jayzilla on Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:01 pm

LOL...cocksuck

This is pretty epic
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Postby croucheK on Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:46 am

Thanks, Mike. I just got hassled in the Hostel here in madrid for LoL-ing to this post.

It´s a very good start to the history, as in many places it´s stuff I only heard about, or never even knew happened (chillout night wtf? was I in germany for that?)

I can´t wait for more of this... as I told the girl at the desk in the Hostel, Mike has a way with words ^_^
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Postby Lexicographer on Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:46 pm

I was at the first two Xbox parties as a "Compsoc member" (I got suckered in during first year the same way as O_P). It really was a good night, more EGG than compsoc (since at the time Compsoc were more interested in feigning social acumen).
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Postby Geal'k on Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:31 am

Mike I'd like to see a chapter devoted to surtain photoshoping that was done

Here are some possible names for that chapter

E.G.G episode 1: The Dildo Menace

E.G.G episode 2: Attack of the Dildo's

E.G.G episode 3: Revenge of the Dildo

E.G.G episode 4: A New Dildo

E.G.G episode 5: The Dildo Strikes Back

E.G.G episode 6: Return of the Dildo
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Postby Lexicographer on Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:50 am

Those photos should still all be on the forum I think? I remember one where someone very skillfully replaced Michael's microphone with...
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EGG Vs The Union Part 1...

Postby Op7imus_Prim3 on Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:59 am

EGG Vs The Union Part 1
Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Porn

This is the story or our first (and almost last ever) EGGLAN.
By this stage things were going pretty well for the club. We had about 30 or so members, we had a website and a forum going, and we were ready to hold our first LAN.
So we booked out the theater lounge (which was our first mistake) and then attempted to pack everyone in there and get a LAN going.

I think we got as far most people having set up their machines and Georges little brother having already set up a CounterStrike server and won 10 rounds when Evil George struck.

He had decided it would be utterly hillarious to change Alex's desktop wallpaper to some Anime picture of a busty young woman in delicately placed evening wear (if you are the type of woman who wears lingerie of an evening).
Just after he had done this, for absolutely no reason that we could decipher, some crusty old lady walks in and has a wonder about. It took us a while to work out what the hell she was after, so we downed tools and went to find out.
Turns out she had no idea either, and soon left.
Not too long after this, Sook Chow, some Union higher up at the time who has now been done for extreme corruption (no, nothing to do with vert ramps and 520 airs) came in and went nuts about a certain wallpaper, basically accusing us of hosting an Internet Porn Party. (which should be EGG's RockBand name if the damn thing ever gets released in this country)
The irony here was that the theater lounge doesn't have a network connection (and still doesn't), so where we were picking up this supposed internet from I'm not too sure. We politely tried to explain to her that the internet was a series of tubes and not beamed into the room on the back of invisible carrier pigeons that dropped their evil packets of porn into the network cards of our machines, but she would have none of it and she called in David Redden to come and kick us out.
After we explained to David that the room didn't have the internet in it, and that it was just Evil George being a jerk (a tautology if ever there was one) he agreed to let us stay as long as w all agreed not to look at any more porn. So, crisis averted. For now.

In our next installment read about how we get accused of holding an Anime Porn Party in the theater lounge (it's cursed I tells ya).
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Postby Op7imus_Prim3 on Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:10 am

As for all the dildo shopping I think you'd have to talk to D.E.T about that, because I'm pretty sure he started it.

Or maybe I started it with that crappy little drawing I made of him on my phone and then bluetoothed to Matt at my housewarming party. I forget. I think I still have all the images somewhere, don't know if Tim does.

EDIT:
Tim reckons he started it. I'd agree that he started the photoshopping at least. The evidence is here, although all the hosting for the pics is gone.
It's one of the funniest EGG threads ever. Tim is looking for the pics again so we can rehost them.

There was another thread where I just started shopping them into the people who were at the EGG trivia night, but they are all gone too. I still have backups of those pics though, so maybe I'll rehost them.
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Postby The Impaler on Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:54 pm

hosting an Internet Porn Party


anytime a lan is set up or someone backs up their hard drive, the masses rush to sift through looking for porn. so it almost a semi porn party at egg!
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Postby croucheK on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:52 am

Actually mike, you should have mentioned that from that LAN on till whenever, we required attendees to sign forms saying basically they didn´t have unencrypted/accessible porn on their harddrives... Unless the Union has changed its stance on nude girls, I think that this policy probably still should be in force....
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Postby Geal'k on Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:15 am

Ah so many people lied when signing said forms
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Postby rel715 on Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:57 pm

The Impaler wrote:
hosting an Internet Porn Party


anytime a lan is set up or someone backs up their hard drive, the masses rush to sift through looking for porn. so it almost a semi porn party at egg!


What you and people backing up drives don't realise is that we then delete any porn we find leaving the EGG systems decidedly porn free.
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Postby Daisjun on Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:09 pm

A porn party? With a majority of all guys? Jerk circle anyone...?

Seriously, some people should just be culled. Don't we at the same time have the right to ask who anyone is when they come into a place we've booked? And have the right to kick them the fuck out if we don't want them there? You could've just as much accused her of lying and said she shouldn't have been in there anyway.
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Re: History of EGG

Postby Vtreka on Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:36 pm

So many memories. I came along on the promise of chicks and gaming (~*♥*~Geale~*♥*~ you suck) and was thoroughly disappointed until the Halo 2 launch and much fun with the X-box cheerleaders, VIP access (although that almost fell apart no thanks to the jerks at M$) and using my laptop to tap into some moron's wireless network and report on the activity while getting drunk and play testing Halo 2 at Myer.

Hmmmm other events of note? 3 day lans (EGG and our journeys to take on CGS in Newcastle... man 4 days of solid pure gaming is insanity by the end of it) and Animania.

There was also the hostile takeover of gaming time by DoTA :) Still better than CS though.
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Re: History of EGG

Postby Geal'k on Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:53 pm

Hey I said females and gaming there was dex and ck and they played games what more do you want
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Postby Lexicographer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:55 pm

Daisjun wrote:A porn party? With a majority of all guys? Jerk circle anyone...?

Seriously, some people should just be culled. Don't we at the same time have the right to ask who anyone is when they come into a place we've booked? And have the right to kick them the fuck out if we don't want them there? You could've just as much accused her of lying and said she shouldn't have been in there anyway.


We can't kick out the people to whom we answer, and if they're a "union higher up" then we answer to them.

This thread is hereby resurrected in the hopes of completion by O_P
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